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Author:  Kim [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:05 am ]
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practises of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

With expressed kindest regards, but only if you would like them and with no other meaning being attached that could imply any other thing what so ever, I say ya gotta love this planet,

cheers all Kim

( please note the gender neutral name)

Author:  Dave White [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:07 am ]
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Strewth Bruce ... er Kim

Author:  crazymanmichael [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:12 am ]
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an' ta yous, mate!

Author:  old man [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:25 am ]
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Ron

Author:  Rod True [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:55 am ]
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You should be a lawyer Kim



This would be called greating impossible. "Your greating should you chose to accept it......"Rod True39075.4137962963

Author:  crich [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:20 am ]
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Merry Christmas!
Clinton

Author:  James W B [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:23 am ]
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My head hurts
                       James W B

Author:  K.O. [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:03 am ]
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Kim I UNDERstood it once I read it upside down thanks and wish you well this holiday season also.

                          ybriK


P.S. It is a little scary to think that it takes someone from the land of conscripted colonist to put our legal system in a nut-shell so well.K.O.39075.5032291667

Author:  Terry Stowell [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:30 am ]
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Merry= Mighty
Christ=Messiah
Mas=encounter

May you have a mighty encounter with Jesus this year. Can't apologize for that!

Author:  peterm [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:39 am ]
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AMEN!!

Author:  L. Presnall [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:46 am ]
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That's right Terry! That's as "correct" as it gets! Merry Christmas brother, and to all here on the OLF!

Author:  arvey [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:09 am ]
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As I am sitting here preparing the Music for Christmas eve Mass your greeting brought a smile to my face. I am so glad I live in a part of Canada where we don't wory about being politically correct, As long as we make sure we include both Oji-cree and English in the service, mix sweetgrass with the incence

Author:  Serge Poirier [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:36 am ]
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Say Kim, if i decide to print your post as a Christmas card from Down under, do i find myself subject to prosecution for endangered species or slightly bothered electron transfered to recycled paper?

How much ya chargin' an hour?

Merry Christmas mate, i'm on pepsi but i'll cheer ya for one ale in your neck of the woods!

Serge

Author:  A Peebels [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:51 am ]
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At least we can still enjoy a carefully worded joke.

Al

Author:  RCoates [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:29 am ]
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I'm offended...








Author:  Martin Turner [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:33 am ]
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ROFL....nice one Kim.

Author:  bob_connor [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:39 am ]
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And a very Merry Christmas to you Kim.

Cheers

Bob

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